Bitcoin’s been called a lot of things. Buzzy, beguiling, baffling, even bogus.
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BTC/USD$ 98,718.45 0.30%
ETH/USD$ 3,345.58 0.74%
USDT/USD$ 1.00 0.04%
SOL/USD$ 257.65 1.86%
BNB/USD$ 645.25 1.40%
XRP/USD$ 1.55 10.51%
DOGE/USD$ 0.443063 12.18%
ADA/USD$ 1.08 23.74%
USDC/USD$ 1.00 0.06%
STETH/USD$ 3,344.12 0.77%
AVAX/USD$ 44.59 22.82%
TRX/USD$ 0.206889 2.98%
SHIB/USD$ 0.000027 9.56%
WBTC/USD$ 98,663.43 0.05%
WSTETH/USD$ 3,971.84 0.54%
TON/USD$ 5.55 0.06%
XLM/USD$ 0.43431 51.69%
BCH/USD$ 534.49 8.50%
LINK/USD$ 16.68 10.46%
DOT/USD$ 7.28 17.96%
SUI/USD$ 3.54 2.51%
WETH/USD$ 3,344.48 0.68%
PEPE/USD$ 0.000021 3.93%
LEO/USD$ 8.51 2.67%
LTC/USD$ 101.23 12.19%
NEAR/USD$ 6.15 6.43%
APT/USD$ 12.60 4.12%
WEETH/USD$ 3,521.37 0.68%
UNI/USD$ 10.18 8.82%
HBAR/USD$ 0.149371 14.75%
ICP/USD$ 11.07 14.92%
USDS/USD$ 0.996313 0.41%
CRO/USD$ 0.188852 3.89%
ETC/USD$ 29.20 4.97%
POL/USD$ 0.523655 12.03%
RENDER/USD$ 7.64 3.17%
KAS/USD$ 0.156344 3.80%
TAO/USD$ 524.32 2.90%
USDE/USD$ 1.00 0.03%
BONK/USD$ 0.000049 5.69%
WBT/USD$ 24.64 0.66%
OM/USD$ 3.91 0.44%
FET/USD$ 1.32 3.06%
DAI/USD$ 0.99979 0.04%
ARB/USD$ 0.812249 4.93%
WIF/USD$ 3.28 2.78%
VET/USD$ 0.039537 22.12%
STX/USD$ 2.04 4.73%
ATOM/USD$ 7.77 18.56%
XMR/USD$ 163.60 2.01%