Bitcoin’s been called a lot of things. Buzzy, beguiling, baffling, even bogus.
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BTC/USD$ 63,530.02 2.30%
ETH/USD$ 2,563.27 5.16%
USDT/USD$ 0.999843 0.04%
BNB/USD$ 573.30 2.89%
SOL/USD$ 150.85 8.82%
USDC/USD$ 0.999594 0.06%
XRP/USD$ 0.590341 0.94%
STETH/USD$ 2,562.66 5.20%
DOGE/USD$ 0.106602 2.29%
TON/USD$ 5.76 0.07%
TRX/USD$ 0.152313 1.34%
ADA/USD$ 0.359493 3.44%
AVAX/USD$ 28.22 8.91%
WSTETH/USD$ 3,017.12 5.14%
WBTC/USD$ 63,396.99 2.12%
SHIB/USD$ 0.000014 2.66%
WETH/USD$ 2,562.72 5.17%
LINK/USD$ 11.69 4.85%
BCH/USD$ 342.83 0.87%
DOT/USD$ 4.39 3.63%
LEO/USD$ 5.76 0.16%
DAI/USD$ 0.99934 0.09%
UNI/USD$ 6.94 1.45%
LTC/USD$ 66.22 1.29%
NEAR/USD$ 4.47 1.61%
WEETH/USD$ 2,684.83 5.19%
KAS/USD$ 0.170893 1.34%
FET/USD$ 1.61 5.93%
ICP/USD$ 8.54 3.12%
SUI/USD$ 1.48 9.00%
APT/USD$ 7.14 12.40%
PEPE/USD$ 0.000008 7.13%
XMR/USD$ 177.34 3.49%
TAO/USD$ 421.60 12.81%
POL/USD$ 0.408114 2.82%
FDUSD/USD$ 1.00 0.05%
XLM/USD$ 0.096903 0.94%
ETC/USD$ 19.19 3.30%
STX/USD$ 1.75 3.43%
USDE/USD$ 0.998744 0.01%
IMX/USD$ 1.57 7.85%
OKB/USD$ 40.18 2.24%
AAVE/USD$ 156.05 6.22%
CRO/USD$ 0.084828 3.65%
FIL/USD$ 3.83 4.38%
RENDER/USD$ 5.40 4.68%
ARB/USD$ 0.584372 5.94%
INJ/USD$ 21.31 2.45%
OP/USD$ 1.69 6.34%
MNT/USD$ 0.612028 3.29%